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SEMI HIATUS
because exams :c
  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • person: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • person: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • person: 
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • person: 
  • society: 
  • person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society: 
  • person: 
  • society: what third option?
  • person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

gphil:

Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest president in the history of ever.

thiswildheartofmine:

justimprobable:

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS

yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?

it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

G1 Globo Interview with Jared

“From time to time I’ll turn on Raw and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss the WWE Universe man, because they, what a … the crowds. When I watch, it hurts a little bit. I’m going ‘oh man, that’s my creatures man, my fans’.They’ve supported me so much. And even on the Instagram posts that’s all I ever see. ‘Go back to WWE. You said you’d come back. It’s never forever, it’s just for now’.” — Jeff hardy making me kinda shed a Tear .

I need more people to follow!

punktaghasts:

If you blog/reblog:

  • Dragon Age
  • Assassin’s Creed
  • Dishonored
  • BioShock
  • Doctor Who
  • Skyrim
  • Supernatural
  • Orphan Black
  • Tolkien
  • Rowling
  • OUAT
  • Poetry
  • Sherlock
  • Fan art

Then please like/reblog and follow and I will check you out and (hopefully) follow you!

I want your Monday morning
sleep soaked eyes
dream drenched voice,
lazy bones
‘five more minutes please babe.’

I want your Tuesday afternoon
coffee break,
glasses off, laughter on
‘just hold me for a while
it’s been a hard day.’

I want your Wednesday evening
fingers through hair
teeth nibbling nails
neck craning, eye glazing
‘this paperwork never ends’

I want your Thursday night
drinks for two
bones unbind
muscles let loose
flats, slacks,
‘just me and you’

I want your finally Friday
stretch soul smile,
sun sipping light
from the glaciers in your eyes
fingers unfurl, hand extends
‘c’mon babe, lets go wild’

I want your weekend.
your movie marathon Saturday
reading by the fireplace
kissing in the blankets
want your Sunday morning
orange juice and pancakes
white sheets, tender skin
hair like the Fourth of July
‘let’s not get out of bed today.’

I want your ordinary
and your stress, rest, release
I want your bad day and that terrible night
I want you drunk in my arms
forgetting the place but never my name
I want your lazy and your lonely
and your fist full of fight
I want you everyday
in every way
for the rest of my life.

” —

On Both Knees | alfaazkibarsaaat (via halluzinogen)

faketillyoumake8492

(via sandiegoskylines)

Yes please.

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

anotherknifeinmybed:

thegreenguitar:

Pawnography

that was the best pun ever excuse you